As a Christian, are you plagued with that bothersome alien feeling? Well follow these ten easy steps and you’ll be feeling right at home in this culture in no time at all. Promise!
- Watch lots of T.V.
- Make sure to always take in the latest and hottest movies.
- Watch lots of T.V.
- You'll find the morning drive time radio station personalities can be a treasure trove of wisdom in alleviating this problem.
- Watch lots of T.V.
- Never take prayer and Bible reading too seriously, those things are best left to professionals on Sunday.
- Watch lots of T.V.
- Be closed minded concerning the existence of Objective truth.
- Watch lots of T.V.
- Listen to lots of AC/DC.
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