The New World Order American Dictionary
Compassion - giving someone else's money to the poor.
Constitution- an archaic and historic but mostly meaningless document upon which judges can inject and attach mechanisms to legislate grand experiments in their attempts to achieve utopia.
Diversity - A process used in hiring workers based on everything other than qualifications for the job. ie, race, gender, sexual orientation, etc.
Environmentalism-The established religion of the United States of America. Of course being "established" tithing is compulsory except that it is called taxation.
Gay-A victim class unique in that it admits white males
Government-An entity representing a bottomless pit of money
Greed-disagreement with Liberals on fiscal policies
Hate-the opinion of a person who disagrees with a Liberal on social issues.
Hate Monger-a person who all can hate guilt-free.
Legislation-a vehicle upon which pork is attached
Moderate-Moderate-Always a Republican and best described as thus: Consider if money were principles. Someone tries to steal a hundred bucks. When caught the thief says "OK I'll only take fifty and we both will be winners; you won't look greedy and I still get something out of the deal. A moderate thinks this is a good idea.
Objective Journalism -these words are mostly obsolete but are still occasionally used by self deluded journalist who are trying to appear objective or to conceal their blatantly obvious bias.
Pork-The purchase of power with other people's money
Poor- Must subsist on dog food in order to pay cable bill
Racist- One who believes that a person should not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.
Separation of Powers- be aware that the meaning of this phrase is somewhat flexible depending on how many branches of government are controlled by Republicans. For example, during the battle over Bush's judge appointments it meant that no party should control all three branches. But now it seems to have shifted back to its original meaning as far as the Legislative and Administrative branches are concerned. There is hope that the Judaical branch will be joining soon.
Social Justice-Some people are fabulously wealthy, some are not. Social Justice is the act of fixing that. It must be noted that the "fixers" are exempt. These would include certain billionaires, media officials, party members and entertainment personnel. The exempted may be as fabulously well to do as they like. Note: These exemptions are not necessarily constrained to wealth, they are also exempt from negative environmental judgements as well.
Special Interest-any grass-roots movement that is conservative. I.e. Planned Parenthood would not be considered one of those evil special interest groups, the "National Right to Life" organisation most definatly is.